June 2012
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Okay so this random blocked number called me
apparently it was someone I knew, but they were whispering so i couldn’t fully figure out who. But the twist was they basically were asking for some of that phone sex and I was not having it in case of being scarred for life….
fuck I wonder who that was.
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Something smells good downstairs
maybe I should actually get up
my parents will probably be surprise to see me before 1…
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cant-stop-wontstop replied to your post: It’s so much more free without undies
himym reference
gotta luv dat shit
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It’s so much more free without undies
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its 4:22 am
a. happy belated 420
b. watch the last episode of Breaking Bad regardless? I think so. yolo.
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Don't you just hate when
You lose your phone or a pen and its like “YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU WERE IN MY BED A SECOND AGO”
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May 2012
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T Magazine: London Underground | Domestic Arts →
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Clinton Says Russian Inaction May Lead to Syrian... →
Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton pressed Russia and China to back decisive action against the Syrian president before the violence draws neighboring countries into the conflict.
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I just had a really good conversation
with someone a met on chatroulette
they were a ridiculously brilliant kid from England, it was actually one of the most intellectual conversations I’ve had in a while. I enjoyed it.
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Goth Day!!! →
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I am the Rosa Parks of men that Maxim readers want to see back up that bus
– Stephen Colbert on his 69th in Maxim’s hottest
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been watching Russian TV all morning…
our cultures differ so much.
maybe its time to hit the gym
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pitchblackglow:
I don’t like it when people can hear me pee I’m tinkle shy ://
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Tried to get all sensual with my dog
But even he rejected me:(
He just wants me to poop him, feed him, and pet him.
Shmelly asshole
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Realized today was the first time
I had to take my shots alone. I had to take 3.
I’m kind of getting used to the idea that I’ll be continuing my life solo and am okay with it.
But am I really?
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just killed a bug and i think its in my bed. fuckkkkkkk i hate bugs and the one to kill them.
im sleeping downstairs tonight.
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